What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
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The Marv Albert Song
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Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
How’d you get that black eye?
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Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
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Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
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WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...