This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.