Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Top ten things men would do if …
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.