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Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
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One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
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Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
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A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
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Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...