Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...