Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...