Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...