Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...