What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...