Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...