6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...