One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...