Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...