Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...