A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...