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Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
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It’s 11 o’clock…
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What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
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New prefix
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Declaration Of Independence
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Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
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A game of animal football
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Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
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