Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...