Emacs acronyms
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Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.