If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...