LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out