20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Sex Therapy
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...