Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
10 Signs Your Broker …..
Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash “He can’t come to the phone right...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...