What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Letters from charities
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Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...