Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...