An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...