Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...