ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...