Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
The medical student was asked four reasons…
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...