The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...