cross a firefly and a moth
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Beware of drunken bears
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
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The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...