Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...