The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...