A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...