Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...