Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...