The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...