Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin