You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.