Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Useful work phrases
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My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...