Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...