Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!