A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...