Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Find out about the cat
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....