Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...