I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...