What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
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Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...