What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...