Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...