Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!