Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...